I was reading the Sydney Morning Herald today and there was an article about fashion designer Josh Goot. Obviously I didn’t bother to read the article; fashion is its own punishment, after all. However, the photo accompanying the story caught my eye.

No food or drink past this point. Presumably because it would scare the models. The sign should have just been done with it and said,

Please do not feed the skinny, wretched, starving looking things beyond this point.

(Photo: Brendan Esposito, from smh.com.au)