It doesn’t need to be said that I’m a complete nerd. I’m proud of it. Here’s further proof. My good friend Cat Sparks made me aware of this awesome piece of merchandise and I had to have one:

It’s a pizza cutter, Jim, but not as we know it.

Bloody effective too, it cuts a great slice of pizza.

Cat got one too, as did another friend and we’re planning to have a pizza party soon where all the pizzas will be sliced by a fleet of Enterprises.

Come on, admit it – you’re a little bit jealous.