But there’s always time for a funny sign. We went out to the Marconi Club in Bosley Park to do a Chinese New Year performance last night. While we were waiting to start I noticed this sign.

You might want to think twice about leaving your preschoolers with these guys while you throw away the mortgage on the poker machines. At least give them a better chance. If you’re not sure what I’m on about, here’s a close up:

And as I make a part of my living as a Personal Trainer, I won’t accept any jokes about the gym staff being responsible for the Preschool and its signage.