A few funny words

I’m often entertained by notices in public places, from street signs to restaurant menus and everything in between. Sometimes it’s a case of English as a second language creating the funnies. Other times it’s people trying too hard to say the right...

You have to dream big

I’m a big believer in reaching for the stars. If you only ever have mediocre dreams, you’ll probably only ever have medicore results. I firmly believe in working your arse off and holding onto those dreams of great success in whatever it is you want to do....

We’ve tried three times already

I was driving home this weekend and I saw this. I apologise for the blurry picture, but I had to snap it as I drove by. It did make me laugh: Fourth Coming Auction At first I thought that maybe it was a clever way of saying that you’ll get a good price, because...

Ironic index

Driving home this evening I passed a fancy convertible driven by a young blonde lady in an expensive looking dress. The number plate read: BLOOND Oh, how I laughed. .

And you think spec fic nerds are weird

I followed this car into a car park the other day. It had two stickers on the back window. On the passanger side was this: Likes as in “likes”? And on the driver’s side was this one: Weird, slightly religious train spotting nerds? Hornby model train...