You have to dream big

I’m a big believer in reaching for the stars. If you only ever have mediocre dreams, you’ll probably only ever have medicore results. I firmly believe in working your arse off and holding onto those dreams of great success in whatever it is you want to do....

Set course for the Mozzarella System

It doesn’t need to be said that I’m a complete nerd. I’m proud of it. Here’s further proof. My good friend Cat Sparks made me aware of this awesome piece of merchandise and I had to have one: It’s a pizza cutter, Jim, but not as we know...

We’ve tried three times already

I was driving home this weekend and I saw this. I apologise for the blurry picture, but I had to snap it as I drove by. It did make me laugh: Fourth Coming Auction At first I thought that maybe it was a clever way of saying that you’ll get a good price, because...

Ironic index

Driving home this evening I passed a fancy convertible driven by a young blonde lady in an expensive looking dress. The number plate read: BLOOND Oh, how I laughed. .

Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight

I’m a big fan of the site 27b/6. The guy is very funny and sets up all kinds of awesome correspondence where his irreverance holds sway. I’m sure he’s actually a really annoying guy, as one of the commenters (fiona) on his site says: “i have a...

Top Ten Reasons Not To Be A Writer

Top 10 lists are pretty popular these days. Do we have Letterman to thank for that? Anyway, in the interests of being in with the popular crowd, here’s a Top 10 list that seems blatantly obvious to me, but might serve as a warning to others. And before anyone...