Margaret Thatcher is the wittiest woman in Britain

Apparently. What’s even more surprising, and surely some kind of mistake, is that the foul, arrogant and completely talentless Liam Gallagher is among the top ten wittiest men. This all comes from a digital television channel called in Britain called DaveTV, so...

Idiots abound

Here are a few reasons to think that humanity has a limited time on this planet. There are so many intelligent, artistic people out there that could help to turn humanity into something truly wonderful. Trouble is, there are that many more complete Idiots. Remember Mr...

The Washington Post neologism contest

Here at The Word we know the Washington Post’s competition for creating new words by combining two existing words, such as Foreploy (n): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid; or, Ignoranus (n): A person who’s both stupid and...

Successor to George W Bush

I think this guy shows the education and eloquence required for the White House. After the precedent set by good old Dubya, this guy has to be a shoe in. Yeah, Go USA!

Stop signs to smile about

What’s the harm in having a little light-heartedness in traffic control? The small suburb of Oak Lawn in Chicago is tired of people not stopping at Stop signs and the Mayor, Dave Heilmann, has come up with a way to make them more noticeable. “I thought it...