I saw this in our local Kiama Independent newspaper (from last Wednesday, I think) and it did make me laugh.
“Gimme Five” is this little feature they do where they print five opinions about something from locals. This first response is just brilliant. If a shark attacks a human that she knows, then it should be killed. If she doesn’t know the person, then what the hell; let the shark live.
Ah, people can be funny sometimes.