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This is a bit of nonsense, but it’s quality nonsense. The Onion is an awesome site and did a great skit today on a free speech ruling. Read the whole thing here, or check the image below for the nutshell version.
Dude, that is some quality swearing.
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fucked five ways from Fuddruckers?
i need to committ that one to memory for later use! brilliant!
“Fuddruckers is an American fast casual, franchised, restaurant chain that specializes in hamburgers. It was founded in 1980 in San Antonio, Texas, by Philip J. Romano, in a location converted to a restaurant from an old bank. Fuddruckers has over 260 locations around the world, most of which have a 1950s and 1960s rock and roll theme. The current owner, Michael Cannon, purchased the chain in November 1998. The company’s headquarters are located in Austin, Texas.” – Wikipedia.
I am in tears!!! That is BRILLIANT. There’s nothing like a relentless barrage of swears.
Anyone that says that swearing shows a lack of vocabulary and an inability to express yourself is a fucking idiot, eh.
Dude, just printing that will getcha on a hit list. It’s funny, though. Maybe it’ll be a funny hit list.
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