
I read this on Lamebook today and realised that I technically no longer need to use Facebook at all. Here it is in a nutshell: .
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I read this on Lamebook today and realised that I technically no longer need to use Facebook at all. Here it is in a nutshell: .
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Procrastilaxing is my new favourite word. Yes indeed, I love this word so much I want to punch it in the face. .
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Not just metaphorically. Literally. At last. Jar Jar’s head on a platter. .
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It would be funnier if it wasn’t so fucking tragic, but you can always get a laugh when the Christian bigwigs come out with their Easter messages. My favourite so far this year is this one from Anthony Fisher, the new Archbishop of Parramatta (NSW, Australia): ”Last century we tried godlessness on a grand...
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This is highly offensive and also highly correct. It is also highly pertinent in this internet age of laziness. If rude words offend, don’t read it. Edit: I didn’t make this. I neglected to mention that I stole it from here. .
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This month, Battlefield Earth, an absolute bomb of a movie based on the novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, won the Golden Raspberry Award, or Razzie, for “Worst Movie of the Decade.” J.D. Shapiro, the film’s (first) screenwriter, who also wrote the screenplay for Robin Hood: Men in Tights, has subsequently written an...
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My mate James pointed this out to me and I did laugh. There’s been some news lately about the Vienna Boys’ Choir. To quote the Times Online: The most famous choir in the world has been caught up in the wave of paedophile scandals sweeping Germany and Austria, with eight former choristers denouncing their...
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Sometimes words just like to mess with your head.
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I went up to the local IGA independent grocer this morning to get some milk and bread. I was quite surprised when I saw this van parked outside delivering. I thought, ‘Well, that’s some thinking outside the box right there.’: (Yes, of course it was actually “Mitchell’s Wholesale Provedores.) .
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I’ll thank S F Signal for this one – how the Star Trek movie should have ended. This is originally from HowItShouldHaveEnded.com, which comes out with some pure gold. Their Lord Of The Rings one is a blinder. This one is also. Stay for the end!
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Yes, you read that right. One of the mailing groups I’m on was shocked by this recently, so I thought I’d share. A young Twilight fan wrote a letter to the website latinoreview.com. I had no idea there was a Latino Review site, but there you go. This letter writer does nothing for the...
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I love Twitter. The things that happen there are great, especially when the big stars show themselves up to be geeks like the rest of us. A conversation between Simon Pegg and Nathan Fillion this morning cracked me up. For those not versed in geekery, Simon Pegg is the British comic genius behind TV...
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I followed this car into a car park the other day. It had two stickers on the back window. On the passanger side was this: Likes as in “likes”? And on the driver’s side was this one: Weird, slightly religious train spotting nerds? Hornby model train nerds? Bizarre, whatever the truth. Makes Star Trek...
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(Thanks to Lynn Viehl.) Batman and Robin have an age-old writerly argument, and I take on the Obama style of expressing how I feel. From Batman Comic Generator and Obama Me. So what, I’m in a silly mood. Normal service may resume at some point. .
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