This is highly offensive and also highly correct. It is also highly pertinent in this internet age of laziness. If rude words offend, don’t read it.
Edit: I didn’t make this. I neglected to mention that I stole it from here.
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RealmShift
A race against time and the Devil
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Ghost Of The Black
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Write The Fight Right
“The best way for a writer to learn what’s really involved in brawling, short of going down the pub and starting something.”
Offensively, brilliantly true
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I write dark fantasy, sci fi and horror, ride a motorcycle and love my dog. I also teach Kung Fu, hence the Warrior Scribe tag above. A friend once referred to me that way and I liked it, so it stuck. Learn all about me and my work by clicking About Alan just below the header.
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man your preti fkn pist of aunt u!
Don’t push me, bitch.
(Incidentally, I didn’t make this. I only shares it!)
ROFLOL. Wow. I abbreviate on Twitter sometimes to keep my characters down. Please don’t hurt me.
Grrrr!
Rock. On.
Absolutely awesome. Especially the their/they’re/there bit — that one drives me mad!
Yep.
And Tony Noland thought he was clever with his ode to the semicolon.
I had to go and search for it since you mentioned it – a fine poem!
It’s not flawless. The syndrome is “Down”, not “Downs”. Alas, if that had only been correct, the entire thing would have stood as a work of borderline genius. As it is, it’s only a self-righteous wank.
Wow, harsh critic!
I can’t look away from the typo/missing word halfway through; kind of undermines the argument/rant.
Don’t make us look for it! What missing word?
There is a word missing from the comma section…
Ah, “in”. There’s a ? missing from the start of that section too. It’s still funny, though, and the education it’s trying to give is correct at least.