Comments on: 2009 keyword searches

By: alan

alan — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 07:32:11 +0000

I ask myself that all the time.

By: Felicity

Felicity — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 07:20:20 +0000

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA – I thank’ee for the belly laughs! I get some funny keyword searches myself. (What is WRONG with people?!)

By: alan

alan — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 05:27:02 +0000

Maybe someone thought he was coming to Perth and wanted to intercept his motorcade?

I’m clutching at straws here!

By: Leticia

Leticia — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 04:58:56 +0000

Mine were all very bland – mostly searches for interviews, bands, publicists, music journalism courses, and so on. All incredibly relevant to the actual content of my blog.

BUT there were two slightly interesting ones::

“stomach gurgled” “so hungry”
I have no idea why that came to my blog. Or what they were searching for besides food.

marilyn manson perth transport
I blogged about Manson being potentially banned in Perth… dunno where the transport thing comes in. LOL

By: alan

alan — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 02:12:49 +0000

*applauds* Bravo, Dave. Brilliant!

Pasquin, possibly.

By: Pasquin

Pasquin — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 02:11:24 +0000

A group of Lesbians? That would be a ‘tongue party’.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 02:05:15 +0000

Heck, I can tell you the plot of RealmShift: A carpet of lesbians go off in search of an acronym for the word dumb. They buy some brain shoes from an idiot named George Pell, but they don’t work. Suddenly, they are accosted by a group of Catholics who claim that lesbianism is merely a way in which Satan uses women.
The lesbians explain that they are actually gay for very good reasons: one got sick of her husband because he was the fastest f*c# in the world; another got tired of her boyfriend dressing up like a superhero and trying to be the most powerful f*&% in the world; the third was simply attracted to wetnakedwomen.

They lure the Catholics into a screening of the Phantom Menace. Having forgotten their Avatar 3d glasses, the Catholics have no defense against George Lucas’s stupidity, and lapse into a coma. The auctioneers of Satan sell them to Muslim practitioners of black magic.

The lesbians, now desperate for an acronym, search all the small post boxes until they find a book by that awful writer Dan Brown. Convinced that all Dan Brown novels contain secret knowledge, they seek out the help of that famous lesbian, Stephenie Meyer. Wanting to be taken seriously, she advises them that they can never obtain true knowledge until one of them grows a scrotum, which is, of course, the world of the body.

They hit her with a shit sign and run away. Just as they are about to give up, they realize there is no point to their quest, because the English language makes no sense anyway. Feeling liberated, they set off to the World Cup to watch Sigourney Weaver and her nose take on a laughing donkey for the world championship.

As they fade into the sunset, a Hindu mage picks up the sign with which they hit Stephenie Meyer. He looks at it and grins. That is, of course, where MageSign picks up.

Sorry for the spoilers.