Comments on: I will kill George Lucas with a shovel

By: alan

alan — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:38:49 +0000

That’s why her abs save the day. The only good thing left about the character!

By: ganymeder

ganymeder — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:00:57 +0000

Natalie’s abs? Pulllease. Her character became sooooo annoying.

“Oh, Anikan, our love can never be (as I walk around in sexy clothes, aren’t I pretty?)… Oh Anikan, I’ll always think of you as that little boy (aren’t I pretty? blink blink).” Gaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Oh, and I actually liked her character in Ep1, but then as soon as she gets pregnant she’s hiding in her room all the time. WTH is up with THAT?

See! I told you I’d start ranting…
*froths at mouth and runs away*

By: alan

alan — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:13:20 +0000

None required – they speak for themselves.

Exhibit A.

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:10:59 +0000

No comment on Natalie’s abs?

By: alan

alan — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:37:45 +0000

Ah, right – never heard of those before. I’ll have to have a look. Have a look at the link in my response to ganymeder – seems we largely agree on the Indy thing.

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:30:29 +0000

Made-for-television, modern day, Indiana Jones-lite movies. More humor, very fun. Might can find some clips on YouTube.

By: alan

alan — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:27:44 +0000

Well, all three sequels are equally shit really. I think the only reason Ep 1 didn’t get a mention here was because it was all about the past decade and Ep 1 was 1999. And what are “Librarian” movies?

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:24:46 +0000

Come on! Episode 1 sucked so much worse than 2 or 3! (Except for the Jedi being such wimps that they were completely wiped out in Episode 3 in, what, 4 minutes?) If nothing else, Natalie Portman’s abs alone carry Episode 2.

As far as Crystal Skull, I enjoyed it in the same way I enjoy the “Librarian” movies. Silly, campy fun, but not Indiana Jones-caliber film.

By: alan

alan — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:30:07 +0000

ganymeder, I didn’t mind the Crystal Skull film, although some parts of it annoyed me. You can read exactly what I though here http://www.alanbaxteronline.com/2008/06/02/indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-plastic-crystal-skull.html

There is absolutely nothing redeeming or forgiveable about the Star Wars prequels, however. Nothing at all. Kill him. With a shovel.

By: ganymeder

ganymeder — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:53:04 +0000

I liked Crystal Skull… it seemed very campy and comic bookish to me. I am NOT ASHAMED. Maybe I should be, but I’m not… so there.

But Jar Jar Binks… that alone is shovel worthy! Oh, and Queen Amidala/Padme starts off awesome and then turns into this whiny wimpy chick and… oh nevermind. I’ll just rant.