Comments on: Ah, humanity, you dichotomy, you

By: alan

alan — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:10:20 +0000

Yes, I have heard about these fools. We demand that YOU do things the way WE want them done. You watch them try to stand up for tolerance of others when something Jewish gets squashed in Palestine.

By: hank

hank — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:04:08 +0000

I'd prefer that these (funda)mentalists prepared their urns and trumpets rather than get all uppity about other people's choice to work on a Saturday - have you been hearing about this stuff?

By: alan

alan — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:26:39 +0000

Good call. I can just imagine Kevin: “Errr… no, I didn’t eat my lunch there. Must have been a time travelling bird. Or something.”

By: Graham

Graham — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:46:08 +0000

It’s assumed that the Messiah will return in human form, but maybe he’s taking on the form of birds to save us once again. Only this time it’s from the LHC. If the next interruption is from a fish scale, then I think we have some solid evidence – he already has previous when it comes to bread and fish.

I think a time travelling bird is a far more likely explanation than say, Kevin, the maintenance engineer being sloppy with his sandwich at lunch, don’t you?

By: alan

alan — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:32:06 +0000

By: Michael

Michael — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:11:36 +0000

Actually the sentiment on all sides of messianism is “we’ll take your money but you’ll still get your ass kicked for your misbeliefs when the messiah actually comes”. So I think Glick is probably also making some utensils so that when the messiah comes he’ll have something with which to scrape the ashes of the Christians, Muslims etc who donated to him.

By: alan

alan — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:04:02 +0000

I was talking about the zombie from the Christian viewpoint of the messiah. Don’t forget how inclusive Glick’s scheme is! And yes, everyone is living at the end of days as soon as they turn about 32 or so.

By: Michael

Michael — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:46:46 +0000

Zombie? Somehow I don’t think it’s Jesus Mr Glick is waiting for. But I do love how he thinks we’re in the age of miracles now. Is that the “miracle of childbirth”?

Actually many of the prophecies are of the “things will go to shit” kind. So because of the “kids these days” theorem, every generation’s had plenty who thought these apply to their generation (the VERY worst generation in history)